A problem for the ages
‘What color is he?” When I saw those words in print, then heard the recording of the actual question, my first thought was: What century is this from?
Certainly not the 21st century.
Rick Telander, Sun-Times sports columnist
(Chris Sweda/Sun-Times)
And in a sense, I was correct.
It was Don Imus, 67, radio host of his own ”Imus in the Morning” show on WABC Radio, speaking Monday morning.
Imus, you’ll recall caused a stink a year ago on WFAN Radio in New York when he called players on the Rutgers women’s basketball team ”nappy-headed ho’s.”
He was fired for that, but there he was at his new show at his new station asking his on-air sidekick Warner Wolf what color troubled NFL player Adam ”Pacman” Jones was.
Jones, Wolf had been saying, had been involved with a nightclub shooting and had been arrested six times in recent years.
”He’s African-American,” Wolf replied, which is not, in fact, a color.
”Well, there you go,” Imus replied. ”Now we know.”
Now we know what?
Mostly, sadly, what we know is that Imus, who has an oddly demented look to him these days and, in truth, bears a passing resemblance to Katherine Hepburn in her later years, is out of touch and in danger of losing his grip on the modern scene entirely.
Let me state right here that I am not among the critics who say Imus must be fired, he must be censored, he must be sent off to the penal colony for racists and hammer rocks of moral indignation until he dies.
Imus came back on his radio show Tuesday and said he had been trying to ”make a sarcastic point” when he did the ”color” thing, and people simply didn’t understand him.
I’m not exactly buying the explanation. Sarcasm is always a dicey product, and when you have a track record of being a tad over the top on race matters, you might have had your sarcasm card revoked for life.
But, again, I am not one who believes in constant firings. I would prefer Imus stew in his own vitriol, in the hot and final judgment of the public.
Pacman Jones himself, not exactly a role model in any hue, said he was upset by the racial implications of Imus’ words and would pray for the man.
People do make mistakes when it comes to issues of race, and if we are going to grow as a multicultural, multipigmented, melting-pot society, we ought to show tolerance for the miscues — if not always forgiveness and let’s-let-bygones-be-bygones good cheer.
You go too far — and we all know what too far is — you’re outta here.
Jemele Hill, the young, gifted, insightful columnist for ESPN.com’s ”Page 2” section, recently went over the edge with a written comment, meant to be satirical, hip and hyperbolic, but which actually was just dumb.
She wanted to make a riveting point in a column about Detroit Pistons fans rooting for the Boston Celtics, and she felt inclined to bring Adolf Hitler into a sentence that had no reason for it.
Hitler is one of those items that is pretty much banned from the casual sports column forever, in any context, till hell freezes over.
On Monday, Hill apologized, over and over.
Nothing, Hill stated changes ”the fact that I wrote it and, at the time, found humor in making a moronic comparison between a man who was responsible for killing millions to Detroiters who root for the Boston Celtics.”
Seeming to be truly shamed, Hill continued: ”This is about my living up to a standard I expect of everyone else — respect, awareness, honesty and accountability.
”I got too comfortable with my own knowledge and history of dealing with racial issues. I forgot to ask questions, perhaps subconsciously thinking I knew it all. I’ve served on numerous diversity panels, and regularly work with the University of Central Florida’s Institute for Diversity and Ethics in Sports. I had a this-would-never-happen-to-me attitude, instead of a let-me-make-sure-this-doesn’t happen-to-me attitude. I dropped my guard.”
And being a double-minority herself in the sportswriting biz made no difference.
”Just because I’m a black woman doesn’t mean I’ve got an automatic sensitivity chip for cultures outside of my own.”
So we forgive the 31-year-old Hill — though we remember and we file her transgression — and we try to explain Don Imus.
And here is something — age.
Imus may be too old to control himself, and too old to comprehend how the world has changed.
There are studies that seem to indicate that aging sometimes robs people of the filter in their brains that keeps them from blurting out insensitive things.
That’s not to excuse Imus. But think of the other white men who have harmed or destroyed themselves with racial stupidities.
Jimmy ”The Greek” Snyder was 68 when he said on TV, ”The black is a better athlete to begin with because he’s been bred to be that way — because of his high thighs and big thighs that go up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs.”
Al Campanis, 70, then the Dodgers longtime general manager, destroyed himself on ”Nightline” when he told Ted Koppel on the 40th anniversary of Jackie Robinson’s debut that blacks ”may not have some of the necessities to be, let’s say, a field manager, or, perhaps, a general manager.”
Even the legendary journalist Mike Royko had Mexican-Americans protesting and burning his effigy in front of the Tribune building for what they felt were insensitive racial and ethnic comments. The offending column was written not long before Royko died in 1997 at 64.
Age comes to us all.
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